Inday! Inday!

This post in friendster cracks me up!

Inday in the gates of heaven:

Inday: Are you f****n’ sure
you will send me back to
earth? But why?!

St. Peter: Oo! Langya ka!
Mano-nose bleed lang yung
mga kaluluwa dito!
Dun ka na uli magkalat sa
lupa!

(at mabubuhay ulit si Inday.
abangan ang kanyang
muling pagbabalik.
And the saga continues.
hehe.)

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Ovrnyt inaral ng amo ni
inday ang dctionry pra may
pantapat sya ke inday.

Amo: So inday, tell me, how
do you accept the fact that
you are just a mere
chambermaid in this
extravagant mansion?

Inday: una camarera? Eres
tan pathetic. La unica razon
que inscribi tu casa es
porque nada esta
sucediendo dentro de tu
casa cuasi-agradable.
Quisiera traer una poca
clase en este hogar pero
conjueturo que no puedo
porque esta casa es fea.

Amo: demmet!

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“Ang batayn ng pagging
mhusaY n ksambhay ay hndi
msu2kat sa kkyahan sa 1
mhusay na
pakkpgtalastasan gmit ang
pna2litang bnyaga. sa halip,
ito’y msu2ri sa kkyahang
gampanan ang
pangkalahatang gawain at
pgsi2lbi sa taong
pngli2ngkuran.Wla sa salita
kundi sa gawa!”

- Manang - ang bgong
katunggali ni Inday!
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“The consistency was fine. But you see,
it seems that the increased amount of
sodium chloride affected the taste
drastically and those actions are
irreversible. I do apologize.”

-Nagexplain si INDAY bakit maalat yung
ulam..hehe
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“Donya: bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don’t want you to see
me doing absolutely nothing….”

(Iba na talga si inday..)
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“The statute restricts me to love you
but you have the provocation. The way
you smile is the proximate cause why I
LOVE YOU…. We have some rules to think
of. We have no vested rights to love
each other because the upper household
dismissed my petition.”

-ganito nakipagbreak si inday kay
dodong
(driver ng kapit-bahay)

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“Oh dear! You’re talking nonsense and I
know what you’re up to. You’re no good
in making up stories and all your
excuses are so lame. You cannot make a
fool out of me. Get lost!”

-inday kausap ang dugo-dugo gang sa
phone

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“POTATOES, when consumed in their raw
state, are rapidly converted to glucose
that raises insulin levels because of
its simple sugar. When cooked in high
temperature like French fries, they
produce large amount of free radicals
in
the body causing aging, clotting,
inflammation, cancer, weight gain. 1
French fry is worse than 1 cigarette.”

-inday (sagot kay sir kung bakit ‘di
siya nagluto ng French fries.)
Nutritionist din pla si inday! hehe

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“Much as I want to indulge in the
proliferation of such indecent and
malicious information, I want to lift
the stigma and alleviate societys
perception of our profession.”

-Inday, tumangging makipagtsismisan sa
katulong sa kabilang bahay

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“It’s absurd! It was never a fact that
he will inflict a fight. I can only
imagine how you handle schizophrenic
kids on this educational institution.
Revise your policies because it sucks.”

-Inday kasama si Junior sa principal’s
office. Tulala si principal!

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“Allergens triggered the immune
response. Eosinophilic occurs to the
reaction site and elease of chemotactic
and anaphylotoxin including histamine
and prostglandins. These substance
results to incomplete circulation to
the
site promoting redness.”

-Sagot ni Inday kay sir kung bakit may
rashes si jun-jun!

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1 day katrina halili went 2
FHM,2c f she stil d # 1.she
pik a mag. & rid it.aftr she
had read,tnapon ña ang
magzne sbay cgaw,

“punyeta!!! Cnu c inday?!"

WAHAHAHAHAHA! I almost fell of my chair reading this! Inday is a common term for maids here in the Philippines.