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Did you know that:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months
and 6 days, you would have produced

enough sound energy to heat up one cup
of coffee. (Hardly seems worth
it.)
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If you farted constantly for 6 years
and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb. (
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The human heart creates enough
pressure when it pumps out of the body
to
squirt blood 30 feet. (O. M. G. !)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

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A cockroach will live nine days
without it's head before it starves to
death.
(Creepy.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.
(Do no try this at home...maybe at
work or school.)
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The male praying mantis cannot
copulate while it's head is attached to
it's
body. The female initiates sex by
ripping the males head off.

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The Flea can just 350 times it's body
length. It's like a human
jumping the
length of a football field. (30
minutes...can you imagine?)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste
buds. (what could be so tasty on the

bottom of a pond?)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to
know.)
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The strongest muscle in the body is
the tongue. (Hmmmmmmm...)
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Right-handed people live, on average,
nine years longer than
left-handed
people do.
(If your're ambidextrous, do you split
the difference?)
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Elephants are the only animals that
cannot jump. (OK, so that would be
a
good thing...)
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A cat's urine glows under a black
light. (I wonder who was paid to
figure
that one out?)
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An Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's
brain. (I know some people like
that)
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Starfish have no brains. (I know some
people like that too.)
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Polar Bears are left-handed. (If they
switch, they'll live a lot
longer.)
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Humans and Dolphins are the only
species that have sex for pleasure.